The Hulk and Green Lantern are my two of my favorite comic book characters. In a way they kind of reflect the two sides of my personality. The one side of me that just wants to just smash everything, and the other side of me that wants to shine his light on the world for the good of humanity. Welcome to my weekly column. Where I will be choosing two things each week. One I want to smash, and one I want to shine my light on.
Hulk not want to smash this week. Hulk too sad. Batman and Batgirl both die this week. Hulk have leaky face, and lump in throat now. Lenny Robinson, from Maryland, was killed when Batmobile break down in fast lane. Other car hit Batmobile and kill Batman. Now kids in hospital have no Batman. Hulk want to smash man who hit Batman, but Hulk understand we all lose control sometimes. If this not bad enough, Yvonne Craig who play Batgirl in campy 60’s TV show, also die. Hulk like pretty Batgirl. This make Hulk lonely. Cue music as Hulk walk away and let Banner take over.
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I’m sorry my big green friend, that is sad news indeed. We did have some good news, even if it’s just a rumor, this week. Maybe this will cheer you up a little bit. Apparently George Miller might be directing Man of Steel 2. You know, THE George Miller. The guy who gave us the amazing Mad Max series. It should be fun to see what George can do with Superman. Hopefully this rumor is true. He was going to direct a Justice League movie, for Warner Brothers and DC, but those plans got scrapped back in 2008. Nice to see that they may be giving him another shot. You like George Miller don’t you, Hulk?
Hulk love George Miller! Toecutter, Humungus and Immortan Joe know how to smash, and Hulk really like Happy Feet. Dancing penguins make Hulk feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Hmmmm….OK not going to argue with you there, mostly because I don’t want to be smashed. See you next week, big guy.
