Wannabe Hulk Paints Himself Green to Later Discover That it Won’t Come Off

After frantically scrubbing some more and having his mom scrub him (how sweet), he discovered the reason behind his Hulk dilemma, the green paint he used is for painting ballistic missiles and submarines. Seriously, who leaves that stuff around? Any foolish person could easily paint themselves green to look like their raging hero the Hulk.

Have you seen The Avengers?! (Rhetorical question because everyone has seen The Avengers.) Who doesn’t want to be the Hulk after seeing that movie? There’s no word yet on if  he was able to remove the green color, but if I have to take a stab at it, he’s still angry. Hulk disappointed!