Thursday 27th November 2014,
Comic Booked

All Things Writerly: 20 Words Worse than Moist

Jeff Hill 08/03/2014 Features

Moist is one of those universal words that just makes people cringe.  It is.  It has been.  And it will always be.  But there are plenty of other disgusting words where that came from.  So here they are, in no particular order.  Try and get through the list without shuddering.  I doubt you can.  (It helps if you say them aloud while reading.)

1. Secrete

2. Orifice

3. Maggots

4. Panties

5. Hefty

6. Bulging

7. Squirt

8. Penis

9. Curdle

10. Fetus

11. Jowls

12. Phlegm

13. Lubricate

14. Develop

15. Bulbous

16. Veiny

17. Seepage

18. Ointment

19. Lozenge

20. Colon

Gross Words

Did you make it?  Congrats.  Sorry for ruining your day.  On the flip side: You’re welcome for making your day.

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About The Author

Jeff Hill is a moderately reformed frat boy turned writer/teacher living the dream in Lincoln, Nebraska. He does freelance work and writes fiction, none of which is about corn or the husking of corn. His work has appeared in over a dozen publications and his mom has a binder full of printed copies for any doubters. Plus, he's the Chief Creative Officer of Comic Booked. So that's pretty neat, too.

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