10. Look Like Batman
Wanna look like Batman? Ha! Good luck trying. My brooding look can only be achieved by having no respect for authority, a serious death wish only a psychotic clown could understand, abs that can crunch a two-faced coin, a black cape…and really expensive latex only billionaires can afford. However, there is a free app called TDKR: Gotham City’s Most Wanted that will take your average face and put a 3D rendered Batman, Bane, or Catwoman mask on it. You can then take a photo of your newly created monstrosity and post it on the Internet for everyone to laugh at and say “you don’t look like Batman; where’s your cape?”
9. Laugh with Batman
Sometimes you have to look at yourselves in the mirror and laugh. No, that wasn’t a typo. That’s why I like to follow the adventures of an Instagram comic posted by @legobatman. For those of you living in a cave (highly recommended BTW), Instagram is a photo sharing community app for Apple and Android devices that was recently acquired by a tiny company called Facebook. You can follow your friends or find complete strangers through hashtagging and then see the world through their eyes. In this case, @legobatman has used this new social platform to publish daily satirical comics that revolve around my LEGO counterpart. I like to read these while perched on top of Wayne Tower and then see if I laugh so hard I fall off the building. It’s a great survival tactic for a guy like me. He also runs occasional contest for fans.